Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Plot Spoilers, and Lions

Any one who knows me knows that I hate lions.  Mostly because people dare call them the king of the jungle.  But that doesn't make sense since they mostly sit around in their "herems in the fields."  I can't stand being married to one woman.  I can't imagine how Lions going mormen and having a ton of dependents.  It's crazy. 

But there is something I hate more than lions.  I hate when people spoil the plot to a book that I just began.  Bastards!  I recently downloaded the first book in "The Wheel of Time" series.  I am about 16 hours into the book.  I planned to download a book each month with my Audible credit until I had the whole series.  Unfortunately, a friend of mine, let's call him The Lion, goes off blabbing about plot as soon as I informed him of my plans.  I tried to stop him, but he wouldn't stop it.  It was as if my mere telling him of my plan set off memories of the book for him that he had to get off his chest. 

I don't know whether to keep listening to the book or to try to get The Lion to pay for the book so I can get a new book.  On other news, I recently finished two important pieces of fiction:

Rule 34


A Dance With Dragons

No comments:

Post a Comment